Add a little humour and a lot of character to your space with this handcrafted solid maple wood sign featuring the phrase:
“Humans will always
find new ways to
disappoint you”
The design combines crisp engraved lettering with decorative hearts and filigree, all painted black for a bold contrast against the natural maple. A solid maple mitered frame completes the piece with a clean, timeless look.
Every sign is handmade in the shop, precision-engraved, painted, and finished by hand to create a unique piece made to last.
Product Features
Premium Solid Maple: Made from genuine solid maple with a solid maple mitered frame. Each piece showcases the natural grain and character of the hardwood.
Engraved Design: The lettering, hearts, and decorative filigree are engraved directly into the maple rather than applied as separate lettering.
Black Painted Engraving: The engraved design is painted black to create crisp contrast and make the lettering and decorative details stand out against the natural wood.
Mitered Frame: Precision-cut mitered corners give the sign a clean, finished appearance while keeping the focus on the natural maple.
Hand-Finished: Each sign is sanded, painted, and finished by hand for a smooth, durable finish and a one-of-a-kind final piece.
Ready to Display: A versatile statement piece for an entryway, kitchen, office, living room, or anywhere a little sarcastic wisdom belongs.
Specifications
Dimensions: 12” Long × 7” Wide
Materials: Solid Maple (Backer & Frame)
Engraving: Black-painted engraved lettering, hearts & decorative filigree
Natural Materials & Colour Variations
Please note that because genuine hardwood is used, every piece features its own unique grain patterns, colour variations, knots, and natural character. The appearance of the finished piece may vary from the digital mock-up due to natural differences in the wood, lighting, display screens, and physical finish materials.
Your finished sign will be a truly one-of-a-kind handmade piece.
Current lead time for a sign like this is approximately 2.5–3 weeks.